diff --git a/config/data/tag-aliases.js b/config/data/tag-aliases.js
index f53b23d8..2d5acfb2 100644
--- a/config/data/tag-aliases.js
+++ b/config/data/tag-aliases.js
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 export default {
   '11ty': '#Eleventy',
   accessibility: '#Accessibility',
+  ai: '#AI',
   blogging: '#Blogging',
   books: '#Books',
   css: '#CSS',
diff --git a/src/posts/2024/i-need-ai.md b/src/posts/2024/i-need-ai.md
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..c7e7a7b6
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+++ b/src/posts/2024/i-need-ai.md
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+---
+date: '2024-02-25'
+title: 'I need AI'
+description: 'I need AI to waste energy. I need it to deprive vulnerable communities of water so that it can be used to cool new data centers. I need AI to make up answers to my questions.'
+tags: ['AI', 'Tech']
+---
+I need AI to waste energy. I need it to deprive vulnerable communities of water so that it can be used to cool new data centers.
+
+I need AI to make up answers to my questions.<!-- excerpt -->
+
+I need AI to make up APIs and lower my code quality. I need it to repeatedly give me wrong answers until I realize I could have just written it myself.
+
+I need it to fail to answer customer questions and make up company policies.
+
+I need AI to ignore qualified job candidates.
+
+I need AI to attend meetings that could have been an email and write emails that could have been a Slack message.
+
+I need AI to produce generic art for unimaginative creators.
+
+I need AI to exploit publicly available content on the web without compensating any creators.
+
+I need AI to deskill knowledge work and weaken labor.
+
+I need AI to miscategorize images so we can apologize for it after the damage has been done.
+
+I need AI to pilot autonomous vehicles that injure pedestrians and take jobs from taxi drivers and truckers.
+
+I need AI to create more invasive and insidious advertising for things I don't need.
+
+I need AI to do even more damage to the journalism industry and create content nobody can trust.
+
+I need AI to product gimmicky videos that threaten the jobs of creators and secure funding for the already wealthy.
+
+I need AI that can't taste to create recipes.
+
+I need AI that's never traveled to plan my vacation.
+
+I need AI that can't appreciate music to recommend music for me.
+
+I need AI to replace web search with answers I can't trust and with no benefit to content creators.
+
+Life is short and I need AI to flood what time I have with more garbage to sift through.
+
+Who **asked** for this?
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