---
title: 404
description: What kind of idiots do you have working here? Hurry up and skip out on the room service bill!
layout: default
permalink: /404.html
image: https://cdn.coryd.dev/assets/404.jpg
---
<img
  srcset="
    https://cdn.coryd.dev/assets/404.jpg?aspect_ratio=1:.5625&width=256 256w,
    https://cdn.coryd.dev/assets/404.jpg?aspect_ratio=1:.5625&width=512 512w,
    https://cdn.coryd.dev/assets/404.jpg?aspect_ratio=1:.5625&width=1024 1024w,
    https://cdn.coryd.dev/assets/404.jpg?aspect_ratio=1:.5625&width=2048 2048w
  "
  sizes="(max-width: 450px) 256px,
    (max-width: 850px) 512px,
    (max-width: 1000px) 1024px,
    2048px"
  src="https://cdn.coryd.dev/assets/404.jpg?aspect_ratio=1:.5625&width=2048"
  alt="{{ alt }}"
  class="image-banner"
  style="aspect-ratio:1/0.5625"
  loading="eager"
  decoding="async"
  width="768"
  height="432"
/>
<div class="text-centered">
  <h2>{{ title }}</h2>
  What kind of idiots do you have working here? <a href="/">Hurry up and skip out on the room service bill!</a>
</div>
<hr />
{% render "partials/widgets/addon-links.liquid", popularPosts:collections.popularPosts, links:links %}
<script>document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function () { plausible('404', { props: { path: document.location.pathname } }); });</script>