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| 2024-02-25 | I need AI | I need AI to waste energy. I need it to deprive vulnerable communities of water so that it can be used to cool new data centers. I need AI to make up answers to my questions. |
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I need AI to waste energy. I need it to deprive vulnerable communities of water so that it can be used to cool new data centers.
I need AI to make up answers to my questions.
I need AI to make up APIs and lower my code quality. I need it to repeatedly give me wrong answers until I realize I could have just written it myself.
I need it to fail to answer customer questions and make up company policies.
I need AI to ignore qualified job candidates.
I need AI to attend meetings that could have been an email and write emails that could have been a Slack message.
I need AI to produce generic art for unimaginative creators.
I need AI to exploit publicly available content on the web without compensating any creators.
I need AI to deskill knowledge work and weaken labor.
I need AI to miscategorize images so we can apologize for it after the damage has been done.
I need AI to pilot autonomous vehicles that injure pedestrians and take jobs from taxi drivers and truckers.
I need AI to create more invasive and insidious advertising for things I don't need.
I need AI to do even more damage to the journalism industry and create content nobody can trust.
I need AI to produce gimmicky videos that threaten the jobs of creators and secure funding for the already wealthy.
I need AI that can't taste to create recipes.
I need AI that's never traveled to plan my vacation.
I need AI that can't appreciate music to recommend music for me.
I need AI to replace web search with answers I can't trust and with no benefit to content creators.
Life is short and I need AI to flood what time I have with more garbage to sift through.
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